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  (This is the flag of Venezuela 🇻🇪.) I didn’t expect to be writing about this as my first post of 2026. The year’s barely even started, and already I’m breaking the glass and doing an emergency post 🚨. It’s always something with this fucking administration 😒. I was either going to write about Eternal Darkness , or I was going to review Nobody 2 , either by watching it on streaming, or waiting until my grandma gets her social security money 💵 next Wednesday (not this coming Wednesday, but the Wednesday after that, on January 14, 2026) to see if I can find the Blu-Ray 💿 or 4K 💿. Ideally, the 4K 💿 since I have a PS5, which I haven’t opened yet, it’s still in the box, and that can play 4Ks 💿. The only thing I need is a 4K TV, which my aunt said that she would get for me, but hasn’t yet. She said that she’s having difficulty finding a 4K TV that’s the same size as mine, since I guess they don’t sell many small 4K TVs. But, even if the TV’s slightly bigger than the one I’m...

  (This is a screenshot from Brandon Tenold’s recent video, which was a review of Killer Crocodile 2 🐊 , which is a sequel to the 1989 Italian horror/adventure film 🇮🇹, Killer Crocodile 🐊 . They were apparently filmed back-to-back, which is why Killer Crocodile 2 🐊 was released one year apart from the first one. Gotta tell ya, Killer Crocodile 2 🐊 sure doesn’t look like a 90s movie at all. It looks like an 80s movie. Probably because it was filmed in the 80s, 1989 to be exact, so it’s still technically an 80s movie even though it was released in the 90s. I guess Patrick Willems was wrong, Days of Thunder ⚡️ was not the “last film of the 80s,” it was actually Killer Crocodile 2 🐊 .)   Well, since I gotta my review of Tron (1982) out of the way, I can finally write about the thing I really wanted to write about this week: movies that I want Brandon Tenold to review. I guess I should probably explain who Brandon Tenold is before I go any further because some of you mi...