My Thoughts on "Red Planet"

Foreword: 


This was originally written and posted on DeviantART on Monday November 22, 2021. Two review in one day, I am on a roll 😁! I figured that since I just bought Mars Express, I would repost my review for Red Planet, to you know, keep up with the theme of Mars-related movies, and to get you hyped for my review of Mars Express. For those that don't know, and I'm sure there are many of you who don't, Red Planet is a 2000 science fiction movie about a group of astronauts who travel to Mars for a manned mission. 

The reason why is that Mars was in the early stages of being terraformed since the governments on Earth 🌎 decided to make Mars humanity's new home after ecological degradation left the Earth 🌎 nearly completely uninhabitable. So, they seeded Mars with algae deposits in order to create an atmosphere that humans could breathe in as well create topsoil suitable enough to grow crops 🌾 to feed people, and hopefully turn Mars into a more Earth-like planet 🌎. 

But, the terraforming project failed due to the algae disappearing. So, NASA decides to send a manned mission to Mars to investigate what happened to the algae, and then use the information that they gather to hopefully jump start the process again, and make Mars a planet habitable for humans. As well as maybe solve the ecological problems on Earth 🌎, and fix the mess that we've made. 

Unfortunately for these astronauts, their mission goes wrong, and they crash land and get stranded on Mars, and have to try to find a way off of it while still trying to carry out their mission finding the cause behind the disappearance of the algae. To make matters worse, they're trapped on this planet with a military-grade robot that was meant to be their navigator, and has malfunctioned as a result of the crash. So, now the robot perceives all of the astronauts as enemies or as threats that it needs to eliminate, and it starts killing all of them one by one. 

So, the movie becomes like a survival story where these astronauts try to find a way to escape Mars while also trying not to get killed by this robot that they're at the mercy of, and also trying to accomplish their mission along the way. Usually, I try not to summarize a movie's plot in a foreword, especially for a review where I summarize the plot sometimes. I just don't want to be redundant by giving you a plot synopsis when I already gave one in the review itself. 

But, I actually don't remember if I actually summarized the plot of this movie in the review itself. But, even if I did, I do think that it's imperative that I at least tell you a little bit about the plot, and explain what the movie's about since it is such an obscure movie, and so little people actually know about it or have seen it. This is probably most of you's first time hearing about it. I could title this review, "My Thoughts on Red Planet: The Mars Movie That No One Saw" if I wanted to and it would still hold true.

It's not really that surprising since it was a box office bomb 💣, a huge bomb 💣 in fact. It only made $33.5 million 💵 against a budget of $80 million 💵 😬. That's pretty bad. It was so bad in fact that it pretty much ended the director, Anthony Hoffman's career before it even had a chance to get started. This was his directorial debut, and this movie ended his career 🫰 just like that. This was his one chance, his one shot at breaking into showbiz, and he blew it. It's the outcome that every first-time director dreads I'm sure. Of very little fault of its own. The marketing, what little there was, was not very good and kind of doomed this movie to fail. 

It didn't help that another Mars movie released the same year called Mission to Mars, which is actually a Disney movie and was based on a Disneyland/Disney World theme park ride. Mission to Mars in some ways is kind of like a proto-Prometheus because it dealt with a very similar concept of humans being created by aliens 👽 or being descended from aliens 👽. Only the aliens 👽 that created humanity came from Mars, so Martians created humanity in Mission to Mars's universe. But, Mission to Mars wasn't the only other Mars movie that was released around that same time. You also had Ghosts of Mars, which was released the following year, in 2001. People sure were obsessed with Mars back in the early 2000s weren't they?

The word of mouth didn't help either. All of the reviews for this movie were horrible. It was critically panned across the board. It currently holds a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅, not that I put much stake on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 or treat it as if it's the end-all-be-all of film reviews. People decide on whether or not they should see a movie based solely on the Rotten Tomato score 🍅 (whether it be the critic score or the audience score), but I'm not one of those people. I don't pay at all attention to the Rotten Tomato score 🍅 of a movie, and I don't care. If I want to watch a movie, if there's a movie I'm genuinely interested in or excited for, I will watch it, regardless of the score on the big red fruit website is. And I do like this movie a lot. 

This was a childhood favorite of mine, I have a lot of nostalgia for it. And even after I watched it to do this review that I wrote, I still liked it. It's a genuinely science fiction movie with a lot of interesting ideas, even if some of them aren't exactly feasible in real life. Like, terraforming Mars is a straight up fantasy, and most scientists agree that it will probably never happen, at least in our lifetimes. And that's not even getting into the actual ethics of terraforming Mars, if it's actually ethical to do so. I kind of lean more towards it not being ethical. 

Even just the idea of building a colony on Mars isn't feasible or particularly desirable. It just won't happen because living on Mars is too dangerous, and the stress and mental turmoil that Martian colonists would experience from living on Mars for the rest of their lives with no chance of going back to Earth 🌎 and seeing their friends and/or families ever again would be too horrible to bear. It would like be living in Antarctica 🇦🇶 for the rest of your life only a thousand times worse. 

I mean, why do you think Elon Musk still hasn't built a colony on Mars, despite promising to establish one on Mars by the 2020s? He said that he would have a colony on Mars by the year 2020, and then he changed it to the 2024. Well, it's 2024 now and we still have no Mars colony. I mean, Musk is a lying conman who makes empty promises about everything, but I think even he realized at some point that living on Mars would suck, and no one would actually want to do it, especially if they knew the actual risks and knew the price point. 

Only millionaires and billionaires would be able to afford to go live on Mars, and I don't even think they'd want to either. If there's one thing I know for sure about millionaires and especially billionaires is that most of them (if not, all of them) like to live in luxury, have every amenity at their disposal, and that they'd like to live in a place where their chances of dying are slim-to-nonexistent. They'd all just move underground, and live in bunkers if it came down to it, if things got as bad on Earth 🌎 as people like Musk like to say that will. 

But, it isn't just Musk, there's also the failed company, Mars One, which turned out to be a massive scam of epic proportions. They promised that they would establish a colony on Mars by the year, 2020, and they said they'd fund it and sustain it by doing a reality TV show about the Martian colonists as they try to survive on this inhospitable planet with hazardous conditions. They also said it was a one-way ticket, meaning if you agreed to be apart of it, if they accepted you, and if it actually happened, you'd be never be able to see Earth 🌎 ever again. You'd be stuck living on Mars for the rest of your life. 

But, it was all a lie. It was all smoke and mirrors, Mars One didn't actually the technology or the money 💵 or the expertise to even pull this off, and their application process was confusing and unfair. It's a good thing that Mars One was full of shit and filed for bankruptcy and completely shut down, otherwise they would've gotten people killed. Or driven them to insanity, either one. 

If you want to learn more about why Mars One was such an obvious scam, go watch Adam Something's video about it, he did a good job at ripping this company to shreds for deceiving so many people. He also talked about Elon Musk's delusional and empty promises about creating a Mars colony, but a lot of the best parts of the video are him talking about Mars One. You also watch Thunderf00t's video talking about Elon Musk and Mar One's failed attempt and trying to colonize Mars, not even attempts since no attempts were made, but broken empty promises about colonizing Mars.

But, despite the idea of colonizing Mars or terraforming Mars is completely unrealistic and is pure fantasy, I don't mind it in this film. It is science fiction, not science fact. They can bend the rules a bit, and do things that are not exactly possible in real life. Just take this as a cool fantasy sci-fi world that's nothing like our world, just like Star Wars or Star Trek. And to be perfectly fair, the idea of colonizing Mars or even terraforming Mars was still considered plausible and feasible back then when this movie was made, and it was still considered plausible and feasible right up until the 2020s, when more and more people were hit with the harsh reality that it actually isn't possible and it's actually a really terrible idea. 

Probably the most realistic Mars movie that you can see is probably The Martian. That movie is one of the most scientific accurate things that I've ever seen in my life and many other people have seen in their lives as well. It's the only reason why scientists, science communicators, and science enthusiasts like that movie because it is so realistic and so true to the real science in a way that no other Mars movies have been, including Red Planet

It makes wonder if they'll ever adapt the author of the book 📖 The Martian is based on, Andy Weir's other two books 📖, Artemis, which is about a Moon base 🌕 which is actually a more feasible and plausible idea than building a Mars colony and I'm sure Andy Weir himself would agree with that, and Project Hail Mary, which is also about an astronaut trapped on another planet. Only this time, it's a planet in another solar system, the astronaut has amnesia, and it's about him trying to save the Earth 🌎 from solar dimming, meaning the amount of sunlight ☀️ reaching the Earth 🌎 is decreasing. And with decreasing sunlight ☀️ across the entire globe, the risk of human extinction is high.

Project Hail Mary is probably the highest staked book 📖 that Andy Weir has written so far, not that I've actually read it. I haven't even read Artemis yet. But, it is getting a film adaptation of its own, just like The Martian did, with Ryan Gosling is set to star in it in the lead role as the school teacher-turned-amnesiac astronaut, Ryland Grace. Real subtle casting choice there guys 🙄, you couldn't anymore on the nose than that. I won't be surprised if Andy Weir wrote the character with Ryan Gosling in mind to play him if the book 📖 ever got made into a movie. 

One thing that I am surprised about is that Artemis isn't getting adapted into a movie first. You'd think they would since it's Andy Weir's second book 📖, and after the success of The Martian (both the book 📖 and the movie 🎞️), you'd think studios and producers would treat all of his books 📖 from then on out as potential gold mines 🤑. But, I guess the powers that be wanted to make a movie out of Project Hail Mary instead of Artemis. Maybe there will be an Artemis movie, just not in the near future, not until the Project Hail Mary movie comes out.

But, besides the whole colonization and terraforming of Mars, I do like the other sci-fi ideas that Red Planet brings to the table. I did like the Nematodes, those alien bug things that Gallagher and Burchenal discover on Mars. I explain the reasons why I like them in the review itself, but I think that they were really cool and kind of a scary idea. Especially with the implication that they're the reason why (in this movie's universe anyway) why Mars is so lifeless. 

I still don't think that they should be called Nematodes since Nematodes in real life are worms 🪱, and these creatures look and behave nothing like worms 🪱. I said this in the review, and I'll say it again in this foreword, I think a better name for them would've been Aphids, since they much closely resemble aphids and behave a lot more like aphids if aphids were omnivores and ate meat as much as they ate plants 🌱, and were just as attracted by the smell of blood 🩸 as they were to the presence of algae and other plant matter 🌱. Like, the Nematodes start attacking Burchenal after sensing just a few drops of his blood 🩸 in the algae fields.

I also like AMEE, you can't go wrong with a killer robot in a sci-fi space movie. I like her design, and how they made her a bit more animal-like, while also demonstrating that she's still a highly intelligent robot capable of outsmarting the humans (or at least the really dumb ones). I really does set her apart from other killer robots in movies. I also really like sounds she makes, they're really cool. 

And of course, I liked the actual Mars landing scene, it's the standout scene in the movie. It's the one scene in the entire movie that people who have seen it actually remember. The trailers and marketing in general really put a lot of emphasis on that scene. So, the filmmakers really did want you to be dazzled by that scene, and walk away remembering it, and I do think they succeeded. The best part about the scene is that it's mostly done practically. 

I'm sure they used a lot of miniatures for that scene to show the ship crashing, hitting the rocks 🪨 and mountainsides, and tumbling down like a tumbleweed because of those balloons covering the pod to soften the impact. That's why that scene looks so real, and feels so visceral. It's a pretty intense scene, that will make you bite your nails or lean on the edge of your seat, or whatever you do when you watch a really intense and stressful scene in a movie. 

This is a genuinely underrated movie, and I wish more people knew about it. It is certainly the best Mars movie that I've seen to not have the words, "Mars" or "Martian" in the title. I wish that it would develop a cult following like a lot of other movies in this era did. In the review, I said that the movie was 21 years old since I wrote it in 2021, which was one year after the 20th anniversary. Well now, it's been 3 years, meaning the movie is now 24 years old. Next year it'll be the 25th anniversary, so let's get on it people. Warner Bros., put out a 4K release of this movie with actual special features besides just deleted scenes and the original trailer. 

Maybe do a retrospective behind-the-scene documentary with interviews with the surviving cast members (since you know, Tom Sizemore is dead), and the crew willing to talk about the movie all these years later. That probably won't happen, since they haven't even done a 4K release with updated special features for Deep Blue Sea when that's a much more well-known and popular movie than Red Planet. So, if they won't do one for Deep Blue Sea even though it's the 25th anniversary, what makes you think they'll do one for Red Planet when it has its 25th anniversary? But, a guy can dream. With that out of the way, I guess I'll let you just get on with it.

 

(This is the poster for Red Planet.)

 

 

I'm here to talk about an underrated sci-fi movie from my childhood. It's called Red Planet, it's a Mars movie that came out in 2000, long before things like Interstellar, Gravity, The Martian, and Ad Astra, all movies that are way more popular and well known than this one. This movie doesn't get nearly as much love as it truly deserves, this is an awesome movie. It's got an awesome cast, you know, Val Kilmer, Tom Sizemore, Carry Anne Moss, Terrence Stamp, all great actors. It's got an awesome killer robot called AMEE, and it has some interesting ideas, some unique spins on tropes that you commonly see in space travel movies or planetary exploration movies. All of which, I'll get to later on, but first, I'll briefly go over the plot.

Spoilers ahead, if you haven't seen the movie. I know this is a 21 year old movie, but not a lot of people have seen it. It kind of flew under people's radar when it came out (which partially explains why it bombed at the box office), and it continues to fly under the radar. If you haven't seen it. Go watch it if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it, it's one of the best Mars movies I've ever seen, and it doesn't get nearly as much credit as it deserves.

It was The Martian before The Martian was ever a thing dreamt up by Andy Weir. Speaking of which, is Andy Weir ever going to write anything that's not space related? All three of his novels so far have been about space travel or about planetary exploration or about moon exploration, The Martian, Artemis, and his newest one, Project Hail Mary. I mean, space and planetary/moon exploration is cool and all, but come on, branch out a little bit. Anyway, onto Red Planet.

The plot of this movie is pretty simple. It takes place in the mid-21st century, in the year, 2057, which is honestly not that far away anymore. It's certainly not as far away as it was in 2000, when this movie came out. Basically, Earth is dying from pollution, climate change presumably, and human overpopulation. So, what does humanity do when faced with a deteriorating planet and a mass extinction of most plant and animal species including humans (probably)? They decide to move to another planet of course, what did you think they would actually try to fix the Earth 🌎? Get out here.

Mars is the planet that they decide to terraform and turn into humanity's new home because fuck Venus! Venus is not a good planet for terraforming. We'd all have to live in the sky, in the atmosphere, or the cloud to actually live on Venus because that's the only part's habitable or could be made habitable. The surface of Venus is way too inhospitable even with terraforming or whatever, it's literally like being inside of oven, there's lava flows everything, and the pressure is so strong, you would be crushed if you tried go on there. We sent probe down to the planet's surface, and it literally got crushed as soon as it touched down and took a picture.

Plus, people have been obsessed with Mars since forever probably. People see it as "Earth's twin," and there's just this certain level of mysticism about it. Some even thought that Mars had intelligent life, that it would be the planet where we would find intelligent aliens 👽 or they would find us. That's why the aliens 👽 in the original War of the Worlds novel by H.G. Wells and the 1953 film adaptation are from Mars, and why a lot of alien visitors or invaders in movies, TV shows, and books are Martians.

The word "Martian" is one of the words that people think when they think of the word, "alien" 👽. And yet, we have yet to find a sign of life on the red planet, and if we ever do, it's not likely that it would be intelligent life anything like ourselves. It would either be single-celled organisms (microbes), or small multicellular organisms that are more "primitive" or "animalistic."

But, there was water there, it looked just how Earth 🌎 does billions of years ago, and might've had early signs of life. But, for whatever reason, all that liquid water on the surface just disappeared, as well as the Earth-like atmosphere, and whatever early life might've been there.

Scientists think it was become the Sun ☀️ destroyed Mars's ozone layer or that the planet didn't have a strong enough magnetosphere, and solar winds just blew away the planet's atmosphere, evaporating the water, and whatever life was there (if there was any). Whatever the cause, Mars was left a desolate, barren wasteland, while Earth 🌎 got to have all the water and life. Mars is pretty much a desert planet like Tattooine from Star Wars.

But, despite the theories about why Mars became the way it is now, there are people who think we can still terraform it, or at the very least, built colonies on the planet, and create an underground society or whatever. We even found liquid water 💦 that shows up during the spring and summer seasons, when the ice melts, and creates streams or rivers that flow as water 💦 does here on Earth 🌎.

There's some people who have proposed that life on Earth 🌎 originated from Mars. It's called Panspermia, and the basic idea is that life on Earth 🌎 was seeded by an asteroid or a meteor from the asteroid belt or from another planet; either as microbes or just as the building blocks. And people have proposed that planet might be Mars, the idea being that a meteor broke off from the planet, carrying either microbes or the building blocks to life, and that meteor landed on Earth 🌍, leading to life evolving here as we know it. If that ever turns out to be true, then that means we're all technically Martians, which would greatly change our place in the universe, and change the perception about ourselves.

Anyway, that's all far from the perimeters of this journal, let's get to the movie. But, just keep in mind that we know a lot more about Mars than we did back when this movie was made. So, they choose Mars as the planet start a new life on, and begin sending algae on unmanned probes to begin the terraforming process. However, something goes wrong, and all the algae disappears and the oxygen levels that were building up from the algae being there drops down seemingly back to where they were before they started terraforming. So, they decide to send a manned mission to Mars to figure out what went wrong, and how they can fix it if they can.

That's where the Mars One mission comes in. They send a six person crew consisting of Bowman (played by Carrie Ann Moss), Santen (played by Benjamin Bratt), Burchenal (played by Tom Sizemore), Gallagher (played by Val Kilmer), Chantilas (played by Terrence Stamp), and Pettengill (played by Simon Baker). They also have two non-human crew members. They have Lucille, who is the ship's AI computer, every spaceship in a sci-fi movie has to have one. She's basically like the Siri or Alexa of this movie. Or, if I were to use an anime reference, she's like the Gilliam II of this movie.

And they have AMEE (Autonomous Mapping Exploration and Evasion) who is basically like a dog robot that was created by the US military 🇺🇸, specifically the Marine Corps; which is probably why she has a military mode, despite being intended as a navigator on this particular mission. She's kind of looks like those Boston Dynamics robots that you always see on YouTube, except way cooler and maybe a bit more terrifying. I mean, she is a military robot built for military applications, whereas the Boston Dynamics robots are meant for civilian purposes.

So, they all go on this mission to find out what caused the terraforming enterprise on Mars to go completely sideways. However, the mission almost immediately goes wrong when the Mars One ship is hit by a gamma ray burst. This creates an EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) that disables the ship's power supply, artificial gravity, and artificial atmosphere, and just makes everything several times more difficult. So, they have to rush to get down to the planet before the whole ship is inoperable, and the launch mechanisms are disabled.

Of course, when things are rushed, they tend to sloppy, and poorly handled, and that's what happens with the Mars ground mission. They blow their landing by several miles, they start losing crew members left and right, and their robot navigator, AMEE malfunctions and goes a murder spree, picking the remaining crew members off one by one.

But, despite all the technical problems with the mission, and the harsh and dangerous environment of Mars, they manage the uncover the mystery behind the red planet, which may hold the key 🔑 to restarting the Martian terraforming process, and even perhaps, saving Earth from total ecological destruction.

Right off the bat, one of the things that struck me about watching this movie again recently is how awesome the soundtrack is, and how beautiful the movie looks. Not only does it have an awesome score by Graeme Revell, you also have awesome licensed songs like "A Thousand Years" by Sting, or "The Tower That Ate People" by Peter Gabriel or a remix of The Police song, "When the World is Running Down (You Can Go Wrong)" by an artist called Different Gear. You also have original songs created specifically for the movie like an Italian artist named Emma Shapplin 🇮🇹.

The cinematography is excellent in this movie, like it looks immaculate, top notch. This movie didn't get nearly enough praise for how it looked because it looks beautiful. It even looks better than The Martian in certain spaces, in my opinion.

This is also one of those movies that was released the same year as a similar movie with a similar title or premise. You see those all the time, whether it's Antz and A Bug's Life, or Armageddon and Deep Impact, or Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down or Hercules (2014) and The Legend of Hercules. It happens a lot in Hollywood, and it happened with Red Planet as well. It came out the same year as Mission to Mars, which is another sci-fi movie about astronauts 🧑‍🚀 going to Mars, and finding aliens 👽 (spoiler alert 🚨 ).

Except, the aliens in Mission of Mars were actual intelligent aliens with advanced technology, while the aliens in Red Planet are just a bunch of insects essentially 🦗, they're literally called Nematodes in the movie. Which is actually a bit more realistic or plausible, like if we actually found life on Mars, it probably be either microbes or insects 🦗. Anyway, I actually tried watching Mission to Mars once, like I tried watching it as a kid and I just couldn't get into it.

Maybe, I would feel about it now watching it as an adult, but as it stands, I don't really like Mission to Mars that much. Like, if I had to choose between Red Planet and Mission to Mars, I would choose Red Planet every single time. I'll take Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and Tom Sizemore over whoever's in Mission to Mars. Also, Red Planet has a killer dog robot that has a drone detachment and makes cool noises, so there.

It's kind of like The Abyss in a way because like The Abyss, most of the movie is them dealing with technical problems involving their ship or their equipment or their Hab or even their navigator robot who turns into a killer murder robot because she has a military mode installed into her. They deal with technical problems way before they encounter any extraterrestrials 👽.

There's even a guy who goes crazy and betrays the crew from being there too long, away from home, in an hostile environment that they can't escape from. The Abyss had Coffey and Red Planet has Pettengill. They even kind of hint early on that he won't be able to handle the stress of the mission, and something will go wrong because they say he's a civilian and not a NASA astronaut, and he talks about missing Earth 🌎. They also say that he's also a last minute replacement and not the first choice. He's just the lucky guy who happened to get picked next as he put it. Then, when he accidentally knocks Santen off of that cliff, it causes him to deteriorate even further, as he not only has to deal with being homesick and the overall stress of the mission, but he has to also deal with the guilt of killing a man.

Then, when Gallagher breaks the bad news that the Russian spacecraft 🇷🇺 🛰 can only fit one person or two people at most, Pettengill just goes off the deep end, and betrays Gallagher and Burchenal, trying to take the spacecraft for himself. But, he ultimately pays for his betrayal, as when he leaves Gallagher and Burchenal behind, he immediately gets murdered by AMEE. Like, she just tears him up, and then his body gets scavenged by the Nematodes, like they're just crawling through his arms, legs, chest, and through his nose, mouth, and other orifices, eating him from the inside out. A pretty fitting death 💀 for him to be honest.

The difference between The Abyss and Red Planet is that there's no political undertone about the Cold War or anything like that in Red Planet like there was in The Abyss. The Abyss is a Cold War movie through and through, like the Cold War stuff is integral to that movie's plot and its message. The only thing that you could kind of construe as "political" is the fact that they say the Earth 🌎 is dying from pollution or climate change. Neither of those should be political issues (they should be scientific issues), but yet, they are.

If this movie had been made today, or was made 10 years from now, in like 2030 or something, there probably would've been some Cold War political undertones. Like they have to get to Mars first before the Chinese 🇨🇳 get there, or there's a war going on Earth 🌎 between the United States 🇺🇸 and China 🇨🇳, and the only thing the Mars One crew can do is just watch or hear about it on the news.

I don't think that would have added anything to the movie since it's about them trying to figure out why the algae disappeared, not trying to land on Mars for the first time first before China 🇨🇳 or Russia 🇷🇺. Though, the fact that it's a Russian spacecraft 🇷🇺🛰 that's their salvation, and they have to get to, and mention how they're collaborating with the Russian scientist or engineer who built it to get it to work, is a bit political.

Like, it shows a greater cooperation and friendship between America 🇺🇸 and Russia 🇷🇺, which was kind of going on at the time when this movie came out, thanks to the leadership of Boris Yeltsin, who was more pro-American 🇺🇸 and pro-West in general than previous Russian leaders were in the Soviet era. Before, Russian and American relations 🇺🇸🇷🇺 pretty went back to what they were in the Cold War, under Vladimir Putin.

But, since I talked a bit about one of characters, why don't I talk about the other characters. I like most of the characters in this movie. They're all entertaining and likeable, or at the very least, interesting. The only two characters I don't like are Santen and Pettengill. They're both assholes, and they both caused way more trouble and made the mission even worse than if they didn't fuck shit up. Sure, Burchenal is a bit of an asshole too, but he's a likeable asshole, he's an entertaining asshole. These two, Santen and Pettengill, they're not very likeable. Burchenal's a guy I'd be willing to hang out with, while Santen and Pettengill are guys that I just want to punch in the face 👊.

I already talked about Pettengill in length, so I just I'll just focus on Santen in this section. The reason why I don't like Santen is that he's a big reason why the ground mission on Mars goes so wrong. Santen is the one to blame for why AMEE malfunctions and goes on a killing spree, picking off the crew one-by-one. By making the asinine decision to dump the landing gear, which is not something they were supposed to do (at least, not when he did it), just because they blew their landing and were off target by several miles.

AMEE was inside of a module in the landing gear, because she supposed to be the navigator for the mission, but when Santen dumped it and it crashed landed on the Martian surface several miles away from the guys landed, it caused damage to AMEE's hardware components. This of course, led to the malfunction where AMEE would switch to military mode on her own (through her artificial intelligence), and perceive anyone as a threat that needed to be eliminated, including the very crew that she was supposed to be navigating.

Burchenal didn't help matters either by talking about killing her and stripping her down for parts, which is why she targeted him first. But, if Santen hadn't made that split second decision to dump the landing gear too early, none of that AMEE drama would have happened. She would not have become a danger to the crew, and the mission.

He's not even that great of a commander either, like he's not that great of a leader. He's too hot-headed, too much of a jock, thinks he's hot shit, and is just a dick to everyone, except Bowman and Chantilas. He knows he can't boss them around or be a dick to them because they're more senior in the NASA command structure than him, so he listens to them, and doesn't bother them around that much. Bowman is a way better leader than him, and the mission would've probably went better if she went on the planet, and he stayed on the ship.

But, besides him and Pettengill, I liked the characters in this movie. It goes without saying that I like all of the actors in the movie, I even said so at the beginning of this. They all do a great job, even the actors who play the characters I don't like do a good job. Tom Sizemore is great as always. Sure, he basically plays the same type of character that he usually plays in movies, but he does a fine job at it. I liked him in this movie, I thought he was cool. He brings some much needed levity to this movie. It's a shame that he fell from grace due to alcoholism 🍷🥃, but I guess he's doing fine now, he's appearing in movies again. That's what my Dad told me at least.

Carrie Ann Moss does a great job as well. She's mostly known for her role as Trinity in the Matrix films, and there is a bit of Trinity in Bowman as well, but she does enough to distinguish Bowman from Trinity so that they are different characters and not the exact same. She plays strong female characters, and she does it pretty well here. I mean, I follow Bowman into battle, like I wouldn't having her as my leader on a dangerous mission like this.

Val Kilmer is great in the movie. This is probably my favorite role that I've seen of his. I've seen two movie that's he in, this and Top Gun. And Gallagher and Iceman are certainly vastly different characters. He's a true master of his craft, and it's awful what has happened to him recently with his throat cancer. He survived it, he's getting treatment for it, but he can't talk good anymore. He has to talk with one of those speaker things that have to hold to your throat and talk through, and the voice sounds all computery and distorted. He probably had to retire from acting entirely because of his health condition, which means that Top Gun: Maverick may in fact be his final role.

Anyway, with Val's tragic life aside, he is really good in this movie. I liked Gallagher, I thought he was a very likeable character, pretty witty and pretty good natured. He's a character that you're willing to follow as a protagonist, and you want him to succeed and survive. I even like the little romance between him and Bowman. Like, they're flirting here and there throughout the movie 💕, and then they kiss at the end 💋 when they're the last survivors and they're flying back to Earth 🌎. Val Kilmer and Carrie Ann Moss certainly had great chemistry on screen 🧪⚗️. Granted, not as good as Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann Moss's chemistry 🧪⚗️ in the Matrix movies, but still really good.

Granted, it is a bit Hollywood for the main guy and the main girl to hook up in the movie, I'll give you that. I mean, ideally, if you're choosing people to go on a manned Mars mission, and it's a female and male mixed crew, you want to make sure they're not in love 😍, and there's no sexual tension between them. You'd want the relationship to be as platonic as possible. That is one thing that The Martian has over this movie, the fact, one of the male and female crew member hook up with each other, especially not Mark Watney (Matt Damon's character) and Commander Melissa Lewis (Jessica Chastain's character). They all have boyfriends and girlfriends to return to back on Earth 🌎. So, it is more realistic than Red Planet in that sense.

But, because they show Earth or show any one of the Mars One crew's life before the mission, they couldn't give Gallagher a girlfriend on Earth 🌎 or Bowman a boyfriend on Earth 🌎, so they just had them hook up while they're in space 😘. It could be a case where Bowman and Gallagher didn't have any feelings for each other at first, but as the mission went along, being cooped up together, and after they went through such a dangerous ordeal to complete the mission, they ended falling for each other 😍. That adrenaline rush that increases certain hormones that leads to lust and eventually love 💕.

They even kind of hint at that in the opening narration when Bowman kind of dismisses Gallagher by saying that he wasn't her first choice. But, after he sees her naked after the shower, and probably some other stuff that we didn't see prior that incident, they start flirting each other 😘, and after going through the stressful experience of carrying out the mission, they ended up falling in love 💕. That's my theory, and I think I'm on the money 💵.

So, yes, it's not completely realistic for the female astronaut of the crew, and one of the male astronauts to fall in love each other while they're on a mission (especially if the female astronaut is the commander), but there is a reason behind it. Maybe, Bowman and Gallagher's relationship is what gets the both of them court marshaled or discharged from NASA or whatever after they return to Earth 🌎. Who knows 🤷‍♂️?

Of course, you have the legendary actor, Terrence Stamp, who's had long and distinguished acting career. Older generations will probably know him as General Zod in the first two Christopher Reeve Superman movies from the 1970s, while younger generations will know him as Chancellor Valorum in Star Wars, Episode I. He was also in the Jim Carrey movie, Yes Man, which isn't too relevant to this journal, but I thought I would mention it since I've seen that movie and Terrence Stamp is in it.

He's kind of the faith based one of the crew. They call him the "soul of the team," but really he's the more spiritual, philosophical, or religious one of the team ✝️. He talks about how he didn't think that science could answer the "interesting questions," so he turned to philosophy, leading him to God 😇. So, he's like the faithful theist (or deist) of the group, while Burchenal is the skeptical atheist of the group.

They do kind of bud heads, where Burchenal is the more secular, hard science kind of guy while Chantilas is the more spiritual or faith-based kind of guy who thinks there's a high power at work. Gallagher ultimately takes more of Chantilas's side on the issue, stating that a spiritual life is more difficult than a purely scientific one, but it isn't a full God believer. He's kind of in-between the two extremes of Chantilas and Burchenal, which is probably where I would be.

I used be that kind of hardline atheist type just like Burchenal, where I thought only science 🧪 could answer the "interesting questions" of life, the universe, and everything, and I didn't really tolerate any religion or spirituality. But, now, I'm at that stage where I don't really care what other people believe, and I don't have blind trust in science alone 🧪. I'm not saying that I'm spiritual or that I believe in God or some higher power, but I am more tolerant of religions and spiritual beliefs, and an adherent to the "live and let live" philosophy.

I may become more spiritual in the future, but I just don't know at this stage in my life. If I were to believe in God or some higher power or being, I would probably be deist, which is a belief that God exists, but he doesn't directly intervene or interfere in the affairs of man (as in mankind, which is humanity) as described in the Bible. Or I would hold more vague belief where there is some high power that created the universe, and controls and guides it, but it isn't necessarily a god as we think of one. I would not become a Bible thumping Christian ✝️, that's for sure.

One philosophical or ethical question that part of me kind of wishes the movie addresses, or at least, more movies like it addressed is the ethics of actually terraforming Mars and turning it into an Earth-like planet. You know like, why should we terraform Mars and turn it into a copy of Earth 🌍 just because we didn't take good care of the actual Earth 🌍? Why should get to decide what happens to that planet? Are we taking away something from Mars by terraforming it, are we taking away what makes it special just to fit our selfish needs? Are unintentional destroying the old remnants of life that existed on the planet before it became desolate by replacing it with our life? Or are we denying the evolution of current existing or potential new life that may emerge by plopping Earth life 🌎🌍🌏 on there?

These are serious questions to consider if we are ever going to terraform Mars in the future. Some people out there don't even think we should terraform or colonize Mars. They believe that we should just leave it alone as is, to preserve its uniqueness, and just use the planet for research only, not as a new home for humanity. But, I don't mind that question wasn't addressed in this movie. I could always add that ethical question into my own Mars novel in the future *hint* *hint*.

Anyway, he's also the first one to die in the whole movie. He gets severely injured on the drop down, like when the landing craft is just bouncing around with those airbags deployed. His seat gets dislodged when the craft did a rock while tumbling down a mountain, and his spleen gets ruptured, causing internal bleeding 🩸. He decides to stay behind at the crash site, believing that he would just become a burden to the other guys, and he would just weigh them down.

They try to convince him to go with them, believing the Hab that they've supposed to rendezvous with is up and running and has medical supplies 🏥. But, Chantilas doesn't budge, and the guys ultimately decide to just leave him behind per his request. So, he just sits there against a rock, and dies where he sits, drawing pictures in the sand with his finger. Why they even thought bringing a man his age on such a dangerous manned mission to Mars was a good idea is beyond me.

Leaving Chantilas behind would turn out to be the right decision because they finally reach the Hab, it's all completely destroyed and destitute. They don't know why it's destroyed, or who or what destroyed it, it's just another thing that adds to the mystery that they need to solve about Mars. If they had actually brought Chantilas along with them, he would died anyway because they didn't have the medical supplies 🏥 to actually fix him up. So, leaving him behind, as fucked up as it is, was the right decision.

It would have been more cruel to actually bring him along because they would've basically been giving him false hope that they could patch him up at the Hab. But, when they get there, and the Hab is destroyed, then it's like, "Well, there's nothing we can do, you're fucked. I guess, you're just going to have to sit around with us and bleed to death 🩸💀." But then again, that's what the other guys were doing anyway.

They kind of lost hope, and were just sitting around the wreckage and debris of the Hab, waiting to die. Only, they were waiting for their air to run out, and to suffocate to death 💀, whereas Chantilas had a ruptured spleen and was internally bleeding 🩸. So, he would have died from spleen damage and internal bleeding, and he would died much sooner than the other guys would have. He wouldn't have had time to suffocate to death 💀 from a lack of oxygen.

But, luckily, the guys took off their helmets, and Mars had oxygen, so they didn't have to suffocate to death 💀. Of course, at this point in the movie, they are utterly bewildered by why Mars has oxygen. There's no algae on the surface, and therefore nothing to produce oxygen, so where is it coming from? Again, it just adds to the greater mystery of Mars.

Which brings me to the Martians in this movie. The extraterrestrial lifeforms that the ground crew encounters on the Martian surface that Burchenal dubs "Nematodes." They don't look like nematodes on Earth, nematodes in real-life on Earth are more like worms 🪱, and these thing certainly don't like worms 🪱. So, calling them "Nematodes" isn't all that fitting. They look more like aphids to be honest, like they look and behave like aphids. They're killer alien aphids. So, I went there, and found these things, I would call them "Aphids," not "Nematodes."

But, anyway, they're cool little creatures. They're the some of most plausible alien life 👽 that I've seen in any sci-fi movie. They're basically the cause of everything that happens within this movie's storyline; except for why AMEE malfunctions, that's Santen's fault. They're the reason why the algae disappeared, and they're the ones that destroyed the Hab. They're basically these creatures that just eat everything and anything in sight, and there were likely living dormant on the Martian surface until the humans start dropping algae on the planet.

The algae caused these Nematodes to wake up from their suspended animation or dormancy, and began feeding on the algae, until most of it was gone, causing the oxygen levels to go down. But, the reason why the oxygen levels went back up, and the Mars One ground crew are able to breathe on the planet without their helmets, is that these things produce oxygen as a waste product, similar to trees 🌳 and other plants 🌱.

Only these things are animals, not plants 🌱, so that makes them a bit strange and unique. And because they produce oxygen as a waste product, they are extremely flammable 🔥. Burchenal found this out the hard way when trying opening Pettengill's helmet with a torch when he heard one of the Nematodes crawling inside.

As soon as they were exposed to the sparks produced by the torch, they immediately ignited and starting exploding and popping out like firecrackers 🧨. Then, when they started attacking Burchenal, Burchenal decided to sacrifice himself and immolate himself to avoid being eaten alive like Pettengill was; though Pettengill wasn't actually eaten alive. He was killed by AMEE, and then the Nematodes started feeding on him on his corpse when he was already dead 💀.

Speaking of which, as I stated before, they don't just eat algae, they eat pretty much anything and everything they see, which is why they destroyed the Hab. They ate it, they ate the Hab, and all the hydroponics inside of it, leaving only debris in their wake. They're also perfectly willing to eat flesh as demonstrated when they started scavenging on Pettengill's body, and when they started attacking Burchenal after drinking some of his blood 🩸.

Someone in the comments of this scene on YouTube said that these things would not actually beneficial to life on Earth, despite the Mars One crew and NASA believing that they're the key 🔑 to Earth's survival 🌎, and I completely agree with that. It's kind of implied that these things are the reason why Mars is so lifeless. They basically killed all the other life forms and ate all the organic material that was on the planet, until they was nothing left except them.

If these things were brought to Earth 🌎, like NASA found a way to breed them or clone them or whatever, and plopped them down on the Earth 🌎 to start making oxygen, they would eat all the organisms on Earth 🌎, and leave the planet as desolate and lifeless as Mars. These things are a world-ending threat, and NASA isn't nearly as concerned as they should be. Unless, they just kept the Nematodes inside of a controlled environment, and had them produce oxygen that they would then disperse into the atmosphere, then the danger to our planet could be averted. But, if they just plopped them in Earth's environment 🌎 and had them live off the land, they would kill everything.

I actually kind of interpret the Nematodes as a metaphor for humanity itself. They basically fit in with Agent Smith from The Matrix's assessment or speech about humanity, where they're an organism that's native to the planet, and yet, they are a threat to that planet just by their mere existence.

The Nematodes are native to Mars, and yet, they are incapable of balance. They just consume, consume, consume until there's nothing left. Then once they've depleted every natural resource, they have to spread to another area in order to survive. Just like humanity in a lot of ways. I mean, the humans in this movie literally destroyed Earth's ecology with pollution, climate change, and overpopulation, and had to move another planet to survive. So, it fits in that way. But, that's just my personal interpretation.

There is some really dated CGI in this movie to be sure, but it's a 21 year old movie, what do you expect? Of course it's not going to look as good as CGI in movies today. CGI has come a long way since the year 2000. Besides, I don't actually think the CGI is as people make it out to be. I think a lot of the CGI in this movie still looks pretty good, especially on AMEE, AMEE is probably the best looking CGI thing in this whole movie. It's really the CGI in the beginning with the opening narration by Carrie Ann Moss, and the CGI in some of the parts with the Nematodes that look wonky.

But, the actual landing scene where Gallagher and the rest of guys drop down on the planet, and they're bouncing around the rough Martian mountainous terrain with those airbags, that was all practical. They probably used some kind of miniature or trick photography or compositing in that scene, like there's very little CGI, if any.

That's why that whole sequence, that whole set piece still holds up and looks real because it was real essentially and wasn't all digital. But, the CGI that is in this movie still holds up for the most part for being a 2000 movie, but there are moments where it looks very dated and very wonky and unreal. Like, it just looks completely digital and doesn't look real or convincing at all. But, to me, those moments are few and far between.

The sound design is on point though, like there's nothing quite like a sci-fi with great sound design and there is some great sound design in this movie. I like the sounds that AMEE makes like those whirrling noises or those beeps or hissing sounds that she makes. Those sounded really cool, like they reminded me sounds from The Matrix, which came out one year before this. Her little drone detachment also had a cool sound to it. The Nematodes make cool sounds too, sure, like they're insect crawling sounds, but they're pretty cool. The sounds on the ship, during the landing sequence were also pretty cool as well.

I also like the Russian voice 🇷🇺 on the Cosmos, the Russian spacecraft 🇷🇺 that Gallagher uses to escape. There's this little computer, cartoon bear 🐻 wearing a cosmonaut suit that appears on the screen of the ship when Gallagher activates it, and it voices what appears on screen. I thought that was pretty cool, like I liked the way the Russian computer voice sounded. 
 
I kind of wish that I knew someone who spoke Russian 🇷🇺 so that they could translate what the computer cosmonaut bear 🐻 says. Like, I wish I had Nick from the Nick & Cory YouTube channel to translate for me. Maybe, those two would be willing to watch this movie with me, you know, watch and react to a good movie for once.

Here's another little anecdote, I didn't know until recently that the movie was rated PG-13. I thought it was rated R all these years. I don't know why, I guess it just seemed like it would be rated R. The Matrix literally came out the year before, and that had Carrie Ann Moss in it and that was rated R, so I figured that this must be too. But, even though it is PG-13, it's not a soft PG-13 by any means.

You know, there's blood 🩸 and there's some nudity with Carrie Ann Moss. You don't really see anything, like you don't see her boobs or even her ass that much, but it's there. There's also one "fuck" and it's uttered by Gallagher when he says, "Fuck this planet," while giving the finger 🖕, but you are allowed to have one "fuck" in a PG-13 movie. Two or three or more F bombs will be going too far, and the movie will automatically be rated R. That's why you sometimes see R rated movies that are only R rated because of language, or you'll see R rated movies that are R rated for language, but they only have a few cuss words in them, like maybe 5 "shits" or 3 "fucks."

There's one scene where Santen calls Pettengill a "pussy," and the two of them get into a fight which results in Pettengill accidentally knocking Santen off a cliff. Fun fact about that scene, there is an alternate version of that scene where Pettengill intentionally pushed Santen off of the cliff. Obviously, they cut that scene out and made it accidentally in the final movie, to make him less of an asshole, but I don't mind it. It would've made him much more of a villain, and would've shown how crazy and unhinged he was becoming from being on Mars for too long.

Anyway though, if Quentin Tarantino or Neill Blomkamp wrote that scene, it would have at least three or four "fucks." It be like, "Well, fuck you! I don't need forgiveness from a fucking pussy like you. Get out here!" I know that has only "fucks," but you get my point. If Santen had used some f bombs in that scene with Pettengill, and you combined that with the "Fuck this planet 🖕" line, this movie would rated R. It would be rated R for language only because there isn't a lot blood or gore or nudity in this movie. There's some, but it's not explicit enough to make it R. Yeah, I know, it's kind of dumb, but that's just how movie ratings work in the US 🇺🇸.


 

(This is the Blu-Ray cover for Red Planet. The original DVD cover is the same as the theatrical poster, and I think it looks way better than this. This is kind of a generic floating head poster, nothing special about it.)

 

One last thing that I'd like to talk about before, I wrap this up is the Blu-Ray. The Blu-Ray for the most part is fine, like the picture quality is good and everything, it just lacks special features. The only special features that it has are the deleted scenes which are pretty good, including the one that I just mentioned where Pettengill intentionally murders Santen, and the original theatrical trailer. No director commentary, no actor commentary, no featurette, no storyboards, no animatics, nothing.


This was a problem with the DVD as well, but you would think that you add more special feature content for the Blu-Ray, but no, no, they didn't. It's as barebones of a Blu-Ray as you can get. Even the fucking Shanghai Noon and Shanghai Knights Blu-Ray has special features on it. Most of it was ported from the DVDs, but at least, it's something. I guess, Warner Bros. cared so little about this movie after bombed so badly that they didn't bother to give it any special features for the DVD and Blu-Ray releases. They rather just do the absolute bare minimum and then bury it to be forgotten in time, just like Soldier or Supernova.

But, I don't want this movie to be forgotten. This is a a great movie, and it's underrated movie. This is a childhood movie of mine in fact, as I've stated before. I used to watch this movie all the time as a kid, and I thought it was a great movie, and I still think it's a great movie. It's a good movie that got terrible reviews when it came out, like a lot sci-fi movies during this period of the early-to-mid 2000s (the Y2K era as some call it), such as Ghosts of Mars, Soldier (which actually came out in 1998 and not in the 2000s, but whatever), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, The 6th Day, and Supernova to name a few. None of which I have seen but am interested in.

The One is another one that got a lot of bad reviews when it came out, and still gets clowned on 🤡. it mostly got written off as a Matrix rip-off because it was called The One, and it had similar bullet time effects. They weren't exactly like the bullet time in The Matrix, but they were similar. Other than that, The Matrix and The One are two completely different movies. They even have different premises, The Matrix is about a computer virtual reality simulation, and The One is about the multiverse, you know parallel universes. Completely different.

But, it is actually pretty damn good and I have seen that one (no pun intended). I am a pretty big fan of Jet Li, and I do prefer him to Jackie Chan. But, I don't hate Jackie Chan, like I still like a few of his movies, but for the most part, I am Team Jet Li. Anyway, I wish more people would react to this on YouTube, you know, all of those movie reactors that have popped in recent years and have exploded in popularity.

They've all done reactions to The Martian with Matt Damon, which is a good movie, but that's a more recent and more popular movie than Red Planet. It's a no brainer that people would pick that movie to react to because most people are familiar with it, while Red Planet has kind of been forgotten about, and is more obscure despite its A-list cast. It definitely cuts more deep, that's for sure.

But, I know that if these YouTube movie reactors did do reactions to Red Planet, they would love it because it is a good movie. It didn't deserve to bomb, and it didn't deserve all the bad reviews that it got at the time, and in some cases, still gets. This movie is a perfect example of why I don't put much stake in critics, or in review aggregate websites like Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 or Metacritic. Sometimes they get it wrong, and they got way wrong on this one . I highly recommend it if you haven't watched it. Give it a watch, you will not be disappointed.
 
 
(This is a CG render of what the Mars One habitats would have looked like if this mission actually went through. They look okay for a temporary Mars mission, like a trip to Mars and then back to Earth, but not as permanent settlement for a Martian colony. The volunteer astronauts who signed up to this thing wouldn't have survived there for long in these things. They've probably all died in a year or over the course of like 5 or 10 months. This was not sustainable, and I'm glad that thing fell through and the company behind it went bankrupt because it was basically a suicide mission and an obvious scam. That's not the term that the Mars One company used, but that is essentially what it was. The men ♂︎ behind this company were clearly a bunch of conmen.

You're basically telling these people that they have to abandon their lives on Earth 🌎, quit their job, give up their Earthly belongings, and give up their family and friends, to go on this potentially dangerous one-way mission to establish a colony on Mars, a planet that is not in anyway hospitable to human life in its current form. And the fact that they actually wanted to fund this thing partially by making a reality TV show out of it is absolutely laughable to me 😂.

Speaking of funding, one thing that I didn't mention in this short little section talking about the real Mars One from a few years ago, is that they did have actual investors pouring money into this thing 💵. It wasn't just crowdfunding, but the crowdfunding was a big part of it as well, I remember that. But, I guess the investors pulled out when this company and its bogus Mars mission started getting scrutinized by the scientific, engineering, and aerospace communities and was taken to court 👨‍⚖️⚖️.

They were forced to liquidate their company because it was for-profit, which lead to becoming bankrupt and now defunct. So, Mars One no longer exists. Good riddance, I say, but I'm still suspicious of Elon Musk and SpaceX's Mars mission though. I also didn't mention that the Mars One company was a Dutch company 🇳🇱. It doesn't really matter that it was Dutch 🇳🇱, but I thought it was a little factoid worth mentioning.) 
 

Also, this movie kind of predicted the whole Mars One mission that everyone was talking about in 2016, 2017, or 2018, around that time (maybe even 2014 or 2015), which kind of turned out to be a scam. It certainly looked like a scam to me, I wouldn't have donated any money 💵 to it, or signed up to be on that "mission." If you're unfamiliar with Mars One, it was basically this "grassroots" manned Mars mission that was entirely crowdfunded on either Kickstarter or IndieGoGo.

It was pitched as a one way trip to Mars, where people would sign up to go on a manned mission to Mars, and then establish a a permanent colony there for human settlement. The people who went on the trip would live there forever, and never come back, being the first Martian colonialists. And the way they wanted to pay for the other expenses of keeping them on Mars by filming the whole thing as a reality show.

The show would be broadcasted back to Earth 🌎, and it would just be about Mars One volunteers trying survive on a hostile planet that is not capable of sustaining human life, unless it was terraformed. The whole thing seemed very fishy, I wasn't buying it, a lot of other people weren't buying it, and it just kind of fell through. I kind of feel bad for the people who signed up to be volunteer astronaut on this scam of a mission, but come on, you should've had the common sense to know that it was a scam.

I mean, who the hell funds a manned mission to Mars with crowdfunding alone, and then says, "Hey, let's film this as a reality TV show or a livestream to cover the remaining costs?" If we do ever send a manned mission to Mars, it will either be funded by a major corporation like SpaceX or Blue Horizon (Jeff Bezos's space company) or by a government space program like NASA 🇺🇸, or the Russian space program, Roscosmos 🇷🇺, or the Chinese space program 🇨🇳, or perhaps a weird combination of both of those. And it would certainly not be a one way trip, at least, not at first. It would be for research purposes only, not a colonial mission to set up a new home for humanity, as is often thought a manned Mars mission would be. 
 
 
 
(This is the flag of Mars. It was designed by a guy named Pascal Lee, and it is of course meant to represent the entire planet of Mars. Antarctica has a flag of its own as well 🇦🇶, and it's used to represent the territory in Antarctica 🇦🇶 that isn't claimed by the UK 🇬🇧, France 🇫🇷, Norway 🇳🇴, Australia 🇦🇺, New Zealand 🇳🇿, Chile 🇨🇱, and Argentina 🇦🇷. Those are all countries that are closer to the South Pole than any others, so they're able to claim Antarctic territory as their own. Except for the UK 🇬🇧, France 🇫🇷, and Norway 🇳🇴, they're as far away from Antarctica 🇦🇶 as you can possibly be. I mean, I guess since they all have island territory in the Southern Ocean, which is where Antarctica 🇦🇶 is located, that they think they're able to claim territory on the continent itself.

The reason why the red, green, and blue colors were chosen for the tricolor is that is was meant to reference the trilogy of novels written by a sci-fi author named Kim Stanley Robinson called the Mars trilogy. The first book was called Red Mars, the second book was called Green Mars, and Blue Mars, and each book and its title were meant to show the progression of Mars. From an orange, desolate, desert planet inhospitable to life, to a blue and green Earth-like planet flowing with liquid water oceans 🌊 and teeming with life 🌱. The flag is meant to represent the same thing.

The progression of Mars if we terraform it using current technology or some far-off future technology that we can't think of at the moment. But, even if we didn't actually terraform Mars, this would still be a cool flag represent the whole planet. It would be like a neutral flag that be waved alongside the flag of whichever country or countries establish outposts, colonies, or research facilities on the planet. Like, it would be waving alongside the American flag 🇺🇸, or the Chinese flag 🇨🇳, or the Russian flag 🇷🇺, or the UK flag 🇬🇧, or the flag of any other country that has a space program and manages to land on Mars.

Or perhaps, it would represent the territory on Mars that is not claimed by any nation back on Earth 🌎, just like Antarctica flag 🇦🇶. I mean, the UN 🇺🇳 supposedly prevents countries from claiming territory on other planets. But, come on, we all know when push comes to shove, the UN 🇺🇳 wouldn't do shit if the US 🇺🇸, China 🇨🇳, Russia 🇷🇺, the UK 🇬🇧, France 🇫🇷 or any other country claimed territory.

They likely wouldn't do shit if these countries establish colonies on their little chunks of Martian territory. I mean, if all the ice 🧊 melted on Antarctica 🇦🇶, and the rest of the world became uninhabitable due to climate change, and the countries that claim territory in Antarctica 🇦🇶 started building settlements for their people to live in, the UN 🇺🇳 wouldn't do anything about it.

The UN 🇺🇳 wouldn't stop the UK 🇬🇧, France 🇫🇷, Norway 🇳🇴, Australia 🇦🇺, or New Zealand 🇳🇿 from building actual cities and towns in an ice-less Antarctica 🇦🇶 to relocate people to. They might stop Chile 🇨🇱 and Argentina 🇦🇷 from doing so because fuck them, they're South American countries and not European or Anglo countries, who cares? The same would apply to Mars if we actually managed to send manned missions there, and decided to terraform it to turn it into Earth 2.0.

Speaking of which, if all the ice 🧊 melted in Antarctica 🇦🇶, and these countries that claim territory there tried establishing colonies or settlements or whatever, they might even go to war with each other to make their Antarctic territory bigger, to fit more people. Anyway, I just wanted to show this since I'm talked about Red Planet and that's Mars related and this is Mars related.)
 

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